However, I believe that a darker, more adult type of children’s fiction will appeal not only to the world-wise older child, but also to their long-suffering and slightly cynical parents for whom parenthood is not an endless source of joy and fulfilment.It’s no secret I have a massive soft spot for alphabet books. Stories involving suffocation, poisoning, mauling and road traffic accidents do not happily fall within the fluffy rabbit / affable giant genre. It will quickly be apparent that this is not a children’s book in the traditional sense.

Although I wanted to write a pastiche that was largely faithful to the original, I also wanted to introduce situations and themes that would be relevant and recognisable for a 21st century audience. I started writing almost immediately, and before I knew it, The Strange Tales of the Alphabet Children was born!Īs anyone who knows the Gashlycrumb Tinies will note, not all of my tales match the original modus operandi of each child’s downfall. I had just finished reciting the Gashleycrumb Tinies to a friend’s wide-eyed seven year old one day in early 2017, (I committed it to memory many years ago), when the idea popped into my head to write my own backstory for each of the twenty-six children, at the same time creating a series of modern-day cautionary tales written in Belloc’s rhyming couplet style. Each letter is accompanied by a macabre pen-and-ink drawing showing the unfortunate child’s final moments. In his book, each letter of the alphabet documents the gruesome demise of twenty six children, starting with Amy who fell down the stairs, and ending with Zilla, who drank too much gin. The book takes the alphabetic structure of Gorey’s ‘Gashlycrumb Tinies’, a slim ‘ABC’ or abecedarian written in 1963. These darkly humorous tales relate the tragic fate of children who all foolishly ignore their parents’ sage advice, often with terrible consequences.

The Strange Tales of the Alphabet Children is an illustrated collection of 26 modern-day cautionary tales, inspired by Hilaire Belloc and Edward Gorey.

The gashlycrumb tinies alphabet